Full Metal Panic!

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“Yes I've used a condom before. They can store up to 1 liter of water.”
Sousuke Sagara
“[pulls a gun on a boy harassing Kaname] I'll let you go this time but if I see you doing this again, I'll come after you and all your relatives.”
Sousuke Sagara
“I don't have any regrets. I'm glad I met you, Sousuke Sagara.”
Kaname Chidori
“[to a dating simulation that has just dumped him] Wait! If you cut off negotiations, it can only lead to war. Accept a truce, and I will listen to whatever you have to say. Let's work toward a compromise!”
Sousuke Sagara